Things you can say about Shrimp, but not about anything else.

[amkr]

Here we go, for a bit of fun.

Things you can say about shrimp, but not about anything else.

Its simple, like the TV show who's line is it anyway. You just have to come up with something that is perfectly acceptible when talking about shrimp , but not so acceptable in ordinary conversation.

 

I'll kick us off;

"I just bought a few juvenile females"

[Baccus]

Before anyone else gets in I'll say.....

"I need some weed"

[ineke]

I bought some crack on the weekend 

[OzShrimp]

I sell my girls for more then my boys

[fishmosy]

I keep natives. 

I cull based on colour.

 

[Squiggle]

I want to buy a few young girls! 

[Disciple]

I want to get a nice new Rack.

[fishmosy]

Even just 'nice rack' is fraught with danger! 

[Disciple]

Even just 'nice rack' is fraught with danger! 

dang this is way better then mine lol

 

Checkout the legs on that male!

 

Edited July 8, 2015 by Disciple

[Baccus]

Just showing off my wood

[fishmosy]

My new favorite quote 

from @Shrimpy Daddy

"LOL!!! You want me to take out my full gear and shoot tonight?" 

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Edited August 24, 2015 by fishmosy
making the link work

[Shrimpy Daddy]

My new favorite quote 

from @Shrimpy Daddy

"LOL!!! You want me to take out my full gear and shoot tonight?" 

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(^_^")y

[Shrimpmaster]

"I've selected 10 females for my best man"

[Shrimpy Daddy]

"I've selected 10 females for my best man"

This reminded me of my old days when I was a Project Manager. We love to tell our client that "You can't make a baby in a month by getting 9 woman pregnant". LOL!!!

[OzShrimp]

I cull babies regularly

[fishmosy]

The spanish say Hola but at SKF we say CHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA

 

only shrimpkeepers would understand this